Belgium doesn’t exist!

It’s official, at least according to this site. Belgium is a leftist mock-up, a "device applied to propagate the Liberal agenda throughout the world". Go Figure … So it seems I live in a Matrix-like world whereas my body is somewhere in a pod underneath Eurodisney. And my childhood heroes, the Smurfs, are apparently communists. Life is full of conspiracy theories it seems. So don’t forget to to put on your special aluminum protective helmet while reading this (it also helps against alien abductions).